my “why does my beard look so much lighter in this camera” face.

my “why does my beard look so much lighter in this camera” face.

since it IS tuesday.. here you go. 

Last night was all kinds of fun. 

Last night was all kinds of fun. 

I hate mornings.

I hate mornings.

better pictures would definitely help. maybe if i actually grew my beard for longer than 3 days it would help as well…. anyhow.

also i love my sublime shirt.

also i love my sublime shirt.

Who needs pants when you can have greek yogurt and netflix?

Who needs pants when you can have greek yogurt and netflix?

here’s to hopefully not bursting up in flames when I walked into church with the parents this morning.

here’s to hopefully not bursting up in flames when I walked into church with the parents this morning.

I love florida weather. and vodka. here’s to… you guys. lol

I love florida weather. and vodka. here’s to… you guys. lol

New Icon picture. I would take a better picture, but I’m not a hot blonde chick with giant boobs, sorry guys. 

also I haven’t quite got the hang of this slight face lean thing girls say its so cute when guys do. maybe it’s the “slight” part i’m not so great at.

go hard or go home, am I right?

because of lame.

Is there a limit on the amount of mustaches one is allowed to have at any given time?

also, my beard looks weak on my webcam, fail sauce. 

Beard’s growing back.

Beard’s growing back.

Finally got my stetson reshaped, and back to looking legit.

Finally got my stetson reshaped, and back to looking legit.

Are you my mummy?

Are you my mummy?